Depressed

This was e-mailed to me.

Think you are depressed?...
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
You to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
Down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
Price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
Economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
Funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was
Suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...