Down She Goes

A few days ago the Boss had an accident. She was carrying he laptop computer and power cord down the stairs. She dropped the cord, slipped on it and fell down the stairs on her ass. Now one cheek is much larger than the other and sports a completely new color. Adding that to what sounds like a pinched nerve causing shooting pains down her leg and she's less than mobile.

If you looked at her ass, and you better not, you get a view of the sunny side and dark side of the moon, at the same time.

Now I'm not completely back to normal from hip replacement surgery, so between us we have just one healthy body. Neither of us are mobile without some degree of pain.