via e-mail comes this funny.
My New Truck
I bought a new Chevy Silverado and returned to the dealer yesterdaybecause I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that theradio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?''Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'replaced Willie Nelson.I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my newtruck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, thePresident of the United States ."Yeah!! I sure love my Chevy truck....
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