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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Apple Pie . . . . mmmmmm

Apple Pie air freshener.

In the bathroom at work.

This means that when I run in to pee between clients, I start gagging because it smells like someone took a dump on a freshly-baked apple pie.

This is even worse than pine-scented air freshener. Because sometimes you do poop in the woods, but I hope to God nobody shits on apple pie...it would be un-American!


Lucrative Pain

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