A coworker and I were verbally harassing each other, as we usually do, just for fun. At one point it went something like this.
Me : It's a good thing for you I'm not armed.
Mr X : Wouldn't it be humorous if we both burst out the door heading to our respective trucks trying to get to our gun before the other?
Me : Yeah, but I can't run, so you'd get yours first.
Mr X : Maybe, but with cigarette smoking for years, I'd be so out of breath that I wouldn't be able to keep the front site on you.
Me : Well . . . . I suppose we'll just have to stick to verbal daggers.
One must be careful about who can hear playful conversations like this. I'm sure management would take it way too seriously.
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