Still Alive

Obviously I survived the knife ans saw Tuesday. I got home late Friday, and tried to sleep on a flat bed for the first time. I think I'll be sleeping in a reclined chair for the near future. When the pee alarm goes off there's not enough time to use the urinal, let alone get to the bathroom. So far the right leg is only good to induce a lot of pain, and nothing positive.

I'm swollen from my belt line to my toes. My butt is so swollen that I have curves normally associated with the female of the species.